Based around friend of the podcast, Mushybees', gloriously ridiculous impersonation of poet Pam Ayres, and another terrible pun on this famous Australian landmark, this semi regular feature started when listener Mister Wavey sent in a poem. "Pam" read it out for us, and has contributed semi regularly ever since. If you would like to submit a poem for Ayres Rocks, please send us an email here. To download the jingle, go here.

Every week, MIchael asks his twitter followers who they would fuck, if they had to fuck a thing. The responses are read on the podcast, and we choose a winner. No one actually wins a prize or anything though, don't be stupid. Previous "things" to be fucked have included Beatles songs, chocolate bars, drinks and political parties. If you'd like to keep up with the latest requests, follow Michael on twitter, here.

Initially started when Michael used questions from interviews found in decade old magazines and re-directed them at James, this feature has evolved to see questions coming in from listeners to the show, usually via the medium of Twitter. If you'd like to tweet a question in - send it to Michael's twitter account, you can email it to us too, but it's probably best doing it via twitter so James doesn't see it before being asked, thus maintaining an element of surprise

In many ways the exact opposite of Interview James. Michael can get a little carried away at times, and needs to be brought back down to earth with a firm heckle. Again, this is usually provided via twitter, or through email. Michael never checks the email account anyway, so it won't ruin the surprise.

is an idea Michael came up with in Podcast 14, to infultrate other podcasts / radio shows / any other media with recognisable phrases from our podcast, or even just the phrase "Precious Little". Named in honour of former Goodie Bill Oddie, with an appaling pun on the term 'podcast', the podcast's official twitter account took its' name from this feature too, for a while.
So far we have had little success with this, and seem to have abandoned itt. You can get a jingle here.

We can’t ever tell you what this is. It’s just horrible.

German Comedy Ambassador, Henning Wehn, has kindly provided us with a collection of handy hints and tips. Maxims to live your life by, suggestions for recreational activities, and general pieces of good advice. These can be heard in the newest section of the podcast, Henning's Advice.